Monday 11 February 2013

A sonet about a trolley for Stuart Norvill...


 
You’ll find me asleep inside the trolley

You said you’d only be a few hours

So now I feel like a proper wally

As you’ve spent ages staring at flowers.

 

I’ve looked at your list, I know what’s to come

There’s vegetables, fruit, and God forbid clothes

To agree to this trip I was so dumb

Now you’ve spied a friend to add to my woes!

 

I’ve tried to find things to speed you along

But nothing is right, you put it all back

Why am I here if all I do is wrong?

I accept defeat, I don’t have the knack.

 

A wife to isle three this instant please!

We’ve found a lost husband cuddling cheese.

 

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